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Dirk Strider has always arrived Holly Heights, an occurrence I hope you are already aware of.
Considering your reactions toward the matter in our previous conversations I assume you need to talk.
[ she was about to say that he's forgiven, but the text itself should say enough. ]
Considering your reactions toward the matter in our previous conversations I assume you need to talk.
[ she was about to say that he's forgiven, but the text itself should say enough. ]
[the text sits and simmers in his inbox for too long, growing mold with his lack of response, going stagnant and melting over with algae until it's so rank that even he can't stand the smell anymore]
nah im good
all systems read go it is bright green flashing and pulsing like a fat guys erection
i am entirely too thronged in talks i could be talking with other people than to talk with you about that thing you wanna talk about
nah im good
all systems read go it is bright green flashing and pulsing like a fat guys erection
i am entirely too thronged in talks i could be talking with other people than to talk with you about that thing you wanna talk about
DONT READ THIS CAUSE IT ACTULLY WORKS. YOU WILL GET KISSED ON THE NEAREST POSSIBLE FRIDAY BY THE LOVE OF YOUR LIFE. TOMMOROW WILL BE THE BEST DAY OF YOUR LIFE HOWEVERIF YOU DONT POST THIS COMMENT TO THREE FRIENDS YOU WILL DIE WITHIN TWO DAYS. NO,YOU`VE ALREADY STARTED READING SO DONT STOP. THIS IS SCARY.
TEXT THIS TO FIVE FRIENDS IN THE NEXT 143 MIN. WHEN YOUR DONE PRESS F6 AND YOUR LOVERS NAME WILL APPEAR ON THE SCRREN IN BIG LETTERS. THIS IS SCARY CAUSE IT ACTULLY WORKs
TEXT THIS TO FIVE FRIENDS IN THE NEXT 143 MIN. WHEN YOUR DONE PRESS F6 AND YOUR LOVERS NAME WILL APPEAR ON THE SCRREN IN BIG LETTERS. THIS IS SCARY CAUSE IT ACTULLY WORKs
what if there was a baby who could no longer age? he was 80 years old but he was still a baby. he was the world's oldest baby. he would ask for help, and he would be desperate. we need to help him. there is a certain anime baby that you should keep an eye on. watch for the anime baby. you will see great things from this tot – the anime tot. you should watch for this baby. he will do something great. there are certain anime characters that cannot coexist.
-tupac
-tupac
tupacs full of shit
there has to be some ball-squeezing jaw-dropping awe-inspiring nexus where every anime baby and every baby old man can coexist in some peaceful little cut and paste suburb where everyone is happy and everything is good and everyone exists in some splendiferous glorious calm owned and operated by a shadowy forefigure
hell
sometimes i think ive seen it
in my dreams
there has to be some ball-squeezing jaw-dropping awe-inspiring nexus where every anime baby and every baby old man can coexist in some peaceful little cut and paste suburb where everyone is happy and everything is good and everyone exists in some splendiferous glorious calm owned and operated by a shadowy forefigure
hell
sometimes i think ive seen it
in my dreams
[ Monday morning, there is a 3 foot wide box sitting on the front step addressed to Dave Strider.
If he opened it, he'd find a box. And opening that box? He'd find another box.
4 more boxes and he'd find a smaller box that would house some sick red dj headphones.
A note with a "Happy Birthday - Rolal" written in pink ink would accompany the box. ]
If he opened it, he'd find a box. And opening that box? He'd find another box.
4 more boxes and he'd find a smaller box that would house some sick red dj headphones.
A note with a "Happy Birthday - Rolal" written in pink ink would accompany the box. ]
[ It's a box wrapped up with brown paper. Not decorated or anything, which is weird. But if Dave opens it up, he'll find that the inner side of it has a lot of shitty drawings and SBAHJ stuff drawn in a neon bright orange marker.
Inside the box are these. Happy congrats on surviving another year day. ]
Inside the box are these. Happy congrats on surviving another year day. ]
[ a neatly wrapped box will be on dave's bed today. how she got there is not for anyone to know. she has her ways.
in it he will find a book titled fifty shades of grey. if he dares open it he will find a note
I was certain you would not be able to resist flipping through the pages of your guilty pleasure. I am sorry to disappoint you with a false hope.
Check under your bed.
Your real present is there, but you may keep this for anything you wish to hide in plain sight.
Unless you are hiding it for someone named Karkat Vantas.
Happy Birthday, Dave.
then if he does that he will find this
... in a knitted cozy. it's very cozy. ]
in it he will find a book titled fifty shades of grey. if he dares open it he will find a note
I was certain you would not be able to resist flipping through the pages of your guilty pleasure. I am sorry to disappoint you with a false hope.
Check under your bed.
Your real present is there, but you may keep this for anything you wish to hide in plain sight.
Unless you are hiding it for someone named Karkat Vantas.
Happy Birthday, Dave.
then if he does that he will find this
... in a knitted cozy. it's very cozy. ]
[the first thing Dave feels when he reaches into his mailbox is something inherently slimy]
[he figured he'd be getting some troll late birthday presents or something, but he wasn't expecting shit like that to be out of the box]
[as he smears neon green down his jeans, he reaches back in a little more cautiously, and practically throws the paper when he gets a look at it]
The fuck -- !
[he figured he'd be getting some troll late birthday presents or something, but he wasn't expecting shit like that to be out of the box]
[as he smears neon green down his jeans, he reaches back in a little more cautiously, and practically throws the paper when he gets a look at it]
The fuck -- !
[In Dave's mailbox at exactly 11:59 PM on his birthday, Bro will stuff in a tiny, tiny plush of Ben Stiller in Starsky & Hutch.
There's a note attached saying "fashionably late".
There's also a gigantic hairy dick drawn on the note.]
There's a note attached saying "fashionably late".
There's also a gigantic hairy dick drawn on the note.]
Edited 2012-12-05 05:59 (UTC)
[Dave will find a small, unwrapped box in his mailbox, filled with various prepacked Japanese snacks; tiroru, melon pan, umaibo, choco balls and even a couple boxes of pocky have been included. Attached is a simple note reading "Merry Christmas" in messy handwriting.]
i need some help from the master of rap
everything i type is a serious load of crap
D:
oh my god i hate this
everything i type is a serious load of crap
D:
oh my god i hate this
you say this like its a diss
but youve come to the right place harley
ive ruthlessly ruled the rap fortresses like charlie
sheen on a bender and i mean who would guess
that jade would come to my behest
oppressed by the bless-
ing that is the gift of rhyme
which is to say that i think im
doing the same thing
but youve come to the right place harley
ive ruthlessly ruled the rap fortresses like charlie
sheen on a bender and i mean who would guess
that jade would come to my behest
oppressed by the bless-
ing that is the gift of rhyme
which is to say that i think im
doing the same thing
[ okay so from what the Heinster knows about Dave he's kind of a cool dude?? and he likes red a lot. so she went around and tried to find something hip and edgy and red for him.
keyword: she tried
it comes with a note too: ]
Dear Dave-kun,
Please accept this gift! Thank you for my card even though I didn't really get the poem inside...it was still nice, so thank you! Have a happy holiday!
♡ Haine
keyword: she tried
it comes with a note too: ]
Dear Dave-kun,
Please accept this gift! Thank you for my card even though I didn't really get the poem inside...it was still nice, so thank you! Have a happy holiday!
♡ Haine
[Unlike Dave, Ai doesn't have to pretend this is anonymous. She hasn't been entirely sure what to get him, so she's gone with some Christmas ducks, a red straw doll which she's made herself and which she has dressed in summery fabric, all sunshine and beaches (is she ironic yet?) and a batch of gingerbread cookies she's made.]
[He's pretty sure this is going to go about as smoothly as an ocean in a typhoon, but Karkat's raised a pretty good point. Maybe someone should check on Dave and see how things are going.]
hey, dave, you okay?
[Someone should probably have told him to be a little more specific. Too late now.]
hey, dave, you okay?
[Someone should probably have told him to be a little more specific. Too late now.]
ok is basically a thing i never stop being egbert
[he will always be the escapist and that indirectness gives him the perfect path to get away free]
[...but this is john, and john is dave's best friend, and there are few safe places Dave has left in Holly Heights -- the heir is one of them]
i mean
fuck ok
this is about rose right im assuming its about rose anyway
[he will always be the escapist and that indirectness gives him the perfect path to get away free]
[...but this is john, and john is dave's best friend, and there are few safe places Dave has left in Holly Heights -- the heir is one of them]
i mean
fuck ok
this is about rose right im assuming its about rose anyway
[Did someone order a Christmas sweater? No?
Tough shit.
Red Dave can't escape the hideous hand-sewn gifts either.]
Tough shit.
Red Dave can't escape the hideous hand-sewn gifts either.]
Edited 2012-12-19 07:08 (UTC)
( he gave her a christmas present which was very lovely and she enjoyed it. so she'll give him one right back! enjoy this )
[ Have a large box. Inside is a oversized clock necklace. And a note. Always a note. ]
what time is it
oh wait
time for you to get a new necklace clock thing
hahahahaha
merry xmas
enjoy
DAVEY DAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAV(e)
what time is it
oh wait
time for you to get a new necklace clock thing
hahahahaha
merry xmas
enjoy
DAVEY DAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAV(e)
[ Whether you've been naughty or nice, Hong Kong wants you to have a very Merry Christmas and happiest holidays. The best way to do this, of course, is via eating sweets that have been lovingly and tenderly hand-crafted for you and by imbibing a little mulled wine. If you're underage, you get some apple cider. Which is just as festive! Warm it up, sit in front of your tree, and eat the heads off some gingerbread people as you wait for Santa to come knocking. Or sliding down your chimney, whichever. Included with the package is a card wishing you a "Happy Christmas!"
For Dave, Hong Kong also made an assortment of dim sum. Look, it's delicious and there's no cheese involved. Enjoy! ]
For Dave, Hong Kong also made an assortment of dim sum. Look, it's delicious and there's no cheese involved. Enjoy! ]
[ 'sup, bro. long time no talk. dirk still thinks about you, though, so it's okay. he thinks about you so much that he has a specific gift catered to dave and his companionship issues. ]
What I'm about to give you is something very dear to me.
It's helped me through a lot of personal shit.
Y'know those times where you're in such a pickle that you can't go to your friends about it?
Yeah, this li'l guy is here to help you during those times.
He's such a good fuckin' listener. You'll feel better almost instantly.
Just try and not hump him.
I'm leaving him to you. Take care of him, bro.
MerrySe-x-mas.
[ when he opens the box under the note, it's a smuppet. not just any ordinary smuppet.
it's a smuppet crafted with lil cal's face. swirls and all.
enjoy! ]
What I'm about to give you is something very dear to me.
It's helped me through a lot of personal shit.
Y'know those times where you're in such a pickle that you can't go to your friends about it?
Yeah, this li'l guy is here to help you during those times.
He's such a good fuckin' listener. You'll feel better almost instantly.
Just try and not hump him.
I'm leaving him to you. Take care of him, bro.
Merry
[ when he opens the box under the note, it's a smuppet. not just any ordinary smuppet.
it's a smuppet crafted with lil cal's face. swirls and all.
enjoy! ]
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