[ It's a box wrapped up with brown paper. Not decorated or anything, which is weird. But if Dave opens it up, he'll find that the inner side of it has a lot of shitty drawings and SBAHJ stuff drawn in a neon bright orange marker.
Inside the box are these. Happy congrats on surviving another year day. ]
dude OUR birthday you dont buy shit for yourself man its everyone elses turn to worship the ground we walk on or formerly delicately float above like they were born and fucking bred to
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you've got maaaaaaaaail
Inside the box are these. Happy congrats on surviving another year day. ]
Dave: Text TG.
not complaining but
whats with all the sweet loot
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its your birthday
were gon' party like its your birthday
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you dont buy shit for yourself man its everyone elses turn to worship the ground we walk on or formerly delicately float above like they were born and fucking bred to
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its a fact of life
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birthday reinstated report to my place for cake and festivities and stop being an emo sack of shit
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im gonna have to pass
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point is quit
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like seriously thats your plan isnt it
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whatd you get her
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im making her something
with my own two hands
fucking awesome y/n
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what is it
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with a complete set of flagella just waiting to hug her
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