[ a neatly wrapped box will be on dave's bed today. how she got there is not for anyone to know. she has her ways.
in it he will find a book titled fifty shades of grey. if he dares open it he will find a note
I was certain you would not be able to resist flipping through the pages of your guilty pleasure. I am sorry to disappoint you with a false hope. Check under your bed. Your real present is there, but you may keep this for anything you wish to hide in plain sight. Unless you are hiding it for someone named Karkat Vantas.
did you just open a thesaurus and mix those up so they werent in alphabetical order why not id tell her sismom relationships dont make nearly as much sense as brodad ones
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december 3rd.
in it he will find a book titled fifty shades of grey. if he dares open it he will find a note
I was certain you would not be able to resist flipping through the pages of your guilty pleasure. I am sorry to disappoint you with a false hope.
Check under your bed.
Your real present is there, but you may keep this for anything you wish to hide in plain sight.
Unless you are hiding it for someone named Karkat Vantas.
Happy Birthday, Dave.
then if he does that he will find this
... in a knitted cozy. it's very cozy. ]
Dave: Text TT.
yours was better
how does that make you feel
no subject
Need I go on?
Of course there will be no need to tell her.
no subject
why not id tell her
sismom relationships dont make nearly as much sense as brodad ones