i come baring a sardonic nature more polished than the biggest dick in porno. with a hella sweet unbreakable blade. check my noble steed and marvel at its fresh new adidas as well. ive been sent on a mission by god as we know it. the snoopiest canine who never once slept his ass on a doghouse. throw me some hd doritos and i will bring retribution.
shit my fucking heart just fluttered my composure just drifted away in the wind like the last pair of panties from the virgin sacrifice surely indebted to your amazingitude i am so twitterpated tell me about how youll free us from this humorless tyrant plz i need a reason to hope
firstly im going to bump some run-dmc out the speakers. then i will show you how its not really actually that tricky. especially when youve got a pimped out steed and some kinda ridiculous sword nobody can even touch.
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why who are you
brave sir irony knight who rode in from camealot??!?
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with a hella sweet unbreakable blade.
check my noble steed and marvel at its fresh new adidas as well.
ive been sent on a mission by god as we know it.
the snoopiest canine who never once slept his ass on a doghouse.
throw me some hd doritos and i will bring retribution.
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my composure just drifted away in the wind like the last pair of panties from the virgin sacrifice surely indebted to your amazingitude
i am so twitterpated
tell me about how youll free us from this humorless tyrant plz
i need a reason to hope
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then i will show you how its not really actually that tricky.
especially when youve got a pimped out steed and some kinda ridiculous sword nobody can even touch.
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you know i think i need to scope out some higher ground i suddenly feel like seeing the sights