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[In Dave's mailbox at exactly 11:59 PM on his birthday, Bro will stuff in a tiny, tiny plush of Ben Stiller in Starsky & Hutch.

There's a note attached saying "fashionably late".

There's also a gigantic hairy dick drawn on the note.]

Dave: Text Bro.

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so
fucking
kawaii

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starsky not the giant dick

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also did you leave a fucking drawing of lil cal in my mailbox too
what the hell even is that shit it looks like radioactive jizz

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was it drawn well.
if so then yes.
if its a pile of garbage then nope check your facts like you was getting paid.

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i think the better question is how did you get radioactive jizz
are you a superhero bro
are you like the 70s porno version of spiderman irl
are you growing a moustache

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with great power cums great responsibility.

[OHHHHHH GIVE HIM PROPS FOR THAT ONE]

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hahahaha fuck